you might be a mother if.....

You might be a mother like me if..........


you can tell the difference between milked down chocolate milk. ( make it last longer)

you consider doing a trash run through the van your chore for the afternoon.

you can make spaghetti sauce into more than two other meals other than spaghetti.

you consider the grocery clerk your friend that knows way too much about your families eating habits.

your blogging is "mommies quiet time".

you hide in the bathroom for important phone calls.

you know when the house is quiet its a BAD thing.

you know that the first one to say "not me" or "it wasn't me" is really the culprit.

you think doing your hair is washing it, combing it out and flicking it.

you know mothers day is just like valentines day, homemade goodies from kids and still housework in your sights.

you know you need to fold laundry when you cant reach the tv to turn it off/on when the remote is lost.

you know that spilled laundry soap or dried beans are salvageable.

you wait til the kids are asleep to clean there room and get rid of stuff in it.

Now i know this may seem funny to some but think about it. I can list more but i am not ready to list more.